1 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,349 I saw his house. 2 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:18,619 All the treasures on the property were immediately in my shop. 3 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:21,455 Uncle has made the biggest transaction of the century. 4 00:00:21,989 --> 00:00:26,260 This place is like the Chinese version of Transylvania. Cool. 5 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:29,630 You watch too many movies, Jade. Jade? 6 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:31,531 Jade? 7 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:37,804 Hello, Tohru. 8 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,146 Terrifying. 9 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:52,185 Surely it's full of mummies, werewolves, or vampires. 10 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:54,688 Sorry, Jade. 11 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:56,990 But monsters like that don't... 12 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:01,995 Werewolf. 13 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:52,946 JACKIE CHAN ADVENTURES 14 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:58,752 Werewolf. Jade, run. 15 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:00,620 From the carpet? 16 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:07,160 You guys came to pick up antiques, huh? 17 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,664 You can't surprise people like... 18 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,265 Greetings. 19 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,700 Do not do it. 20 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:17,070 I'm Lam, the executor of this property. 21 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:23,610 My assistant will transfer the acquisition to your cart, while you pay. 22 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:26,613 Not so fast. 23 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:28,515 I have to appraise the items first. 24 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:31,518 I don't want my shop to be full of junk. 25 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,453 Then why is the shop full of junk? 26 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:39,826 Believe me, all the heirlooms are of the best quality. 27 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:43,463 Then, you won't mind if I check it out. 28 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:46,566 - That was... - Not by me. 29 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:48,468 - Trust me... - Still, I will... 30 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:50,170 - Just accept it... - I won't... 31 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,171 - Please. - No. 32 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,707 - But not! 33 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:57,944 I would either appraise everything or buy nothing. 34 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:02,482 The customer is always right. 35 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,988 We will receive your payment once you are satisfied. 36 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:10,757 Hope you feel at home at Song Sea Manor. 37 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:21,034 Maybe we should warn them. 38 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,536 Don't be ridiculous. 39 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,105 If you knew what was hidden among those heirlooms, 40 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:27,474 they will never accept it. 41 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:40,921 This house is full of valuables. 42 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,622 We must get to work immediately. 43 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:45,492 - Every heirloom... - Spooky and extraordinary. 44 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:50,430 Can we really stay overnight? 45 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:51,631 Yes, Jade. 46 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:56,269 - And it's really past... - Bedtime? 47 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:58,672 Night creatures never sleep. 48 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,510 Jade. 49 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:08,315 Had to scare Jackie one more time before bed. 50 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,119 Good. 51 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:17,424 You won't scare me, Jade. 52 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,726 So, don't even try. 53 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:21,428 Jade? 54 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:36,510 This is not a table. 55 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,213 This is a coffin. 56 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:44,251 Cool. But why does the coffin have a lock? 57 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,032 Jackie! 58 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:03,270 Jackie! There are vampires! 59 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:06,239 I told you you wouldn't scare me. 60 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:08,842 There are real vampires with fangs and claws. 61 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,477 He tried to reach for me, but I closed the casket 62 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:11,545 and he was trapped in... 63 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,782 There's a vampire running away. We have to get out of here. 64 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:17,784 Okay. 65 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:23,190 I am very scared. Now, will you sleep? 66 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:25,525 Jackie, I'm serious. There are vampires... 67 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,327 That's it. 68 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:33,700 - But that... - Jade, please, it's late... 69 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:34,768 Look. 70 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:38,705 - That... - I'm sure 71 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,507 this is very funny for you, but... 72 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:44,411 - Jackie, look, he's in... - Jade, you said that earlier... 73 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:46,546 No, I've had enough. 74 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:49,449 - But... - There's no "but". Sleep. 75 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:55,789 Jackie, Uncle is ready to start his assessment. 76 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:00,060 Jackie? 77 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:04,798 Hello? 78 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:11,605 Jackie? 79 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,121 You can't leave me. 80 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,656 Have you never watched a scary movie? 81 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:32,092 A beautiful woman is always the first... 82 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:39,232 It must have been just a little thunder, Jade. 83 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,904 The vampire attacks Tohru. 84 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:47,140 No, the fatigue of the journey was attacking Tohru. 85 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:50,677 Our flight is 18 hours, Jade. He's tired. 86 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:56,149 Seriously. Does this look tired? 87 00:06:57,684 --> 00:07:00,353 How can I estimate without a helper and... 88 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:08,995 Jackie, guard the door in case he comes back. 89 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:10,196 He? 90 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:11,798 Hidden inside antiques. 91 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:14,467 Mr. Lam is trying to trick us into buying it. 92 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,136 Who is he? 93 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,873 Kiang Chi, vampire. 94 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:21,474 I told you. 95 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:25,912 What did this little monster tell you to do? 96 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:30,317 Chinese vampires absorb life energy, chi, from their prey, 97 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:34,921 makes the vampire stronger, and makes the victim a servant. 98 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:37,457 Without chi, Tohru would immediately change 99 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,160 become an evil minion of darkness. 100 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,396 We have to do a chi transfusion. 101 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:47,534 Transfusion? You want to transfer someone else's chi into Tohru's body? 102 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:50,737 Where there are people with as much chi as... 103 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:55,141 You have an abundance of youthful energy. Extra chi. 104 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:59,012 That's the only way to prevent Tohru from serving vampires. 105 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,393 Cool. 106 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,829 Are you sure it's not a tiring trip? 107 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:17,731 I haven't seen... 108 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,189 Thank you, Tohru. 109 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,558 I just threw a chi sucker. 110 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:46,860 I'm cool. 111 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,929 Come on, Tohru. I'm amazing. 112 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:53,900 It seemed his chi transfusion was successful. 113 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:57,971 Come on, Jade. Cheers, Chi Girl. Helping Tohru. 114 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,644 He can fly? 115 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,112 Only a while. 116 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,315 Tohru, she's a Chinese vampire. 117 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:11,151 The stake will not harm him. 118 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,086 So how do you stop... 119 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,489 Don't breathe. 120 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:24,664 Kiang Chi is blind. He can only detect it from your breath. 121 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,571 You exist... 122 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:16,015 No! 123 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,624 No! 124 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:26,459 Jade! 125 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,500 Give it back, Chi Eater. 126 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,775 How unfair. 127 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,878 Hurry, Uncle. 128 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:49,749 Uncle, you have to have another transfusion. 129 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,665 Jade couldn't help but gasp. The vampire will follow him and find us. 130 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,999 Well then, let's roll. 131 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,542 We'll be safe across the river. 132 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,944 Kiang Chi couldn't cross flowing water. 133 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:20,280 How do you know all these rules? 134 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,839 Cart surfing. 135 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,462 The transfusion... 136 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,142 Hello. Look down. 137 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,521 Uncle. 138 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,092 Wait. We almost... 139 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,605 How to help Uncle without Uncle? 140 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,074 We have to research. 141 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,410 Seriously. 142 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,218 His fangs started to appear. 143 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:10,523 Uncle turns into a vampire henchman. 144 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,458 Use my chi for the transfusion. 145 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:18,097 I don't know the magic. Jade has Uncle's chi, not his brain. 146 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:31,678 OK, he's really freaking me out now. 147 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,814 Did you find the magic? 148 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,284 No, but I know how to take chi back from vampires. 149 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:41,087 Later. We need transfusion magic now. 150 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,288 Actually... 151 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,061 Our time has just run out. 152 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:02,909 I will conquer and give your chi to my master 153 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,412 He's a vampire servant. 154 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:11,350 Uncle, we are your friends. Your family. 155 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,453 And I know you don't want to harm... 156 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,890 Uncle, we won't fight you. 157 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,162 He didn't give us a choice. 158 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:27,033 Distract him while I learn how to subdue him. 159 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,969 My master will devour your chi. 160 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,804 Please learn quickly. 161 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:43,983 Help. 162 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,996 Remember books, Uncle? You like books. 163 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:07,006 As long as the spell paper is taped, Uncle can't move. 164 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,815 You're done. 165 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,753 One more thing. He can still talk. 166 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:25,191 You can beat the servant, but you won't be able to beat the Master. 167 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:30,797 My master will devour all your delicious chi. 168 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:34,734 Should have stuck the paper in his mouth. 169 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,704 We must seize the chi before the sun rises 170 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:41,240 or the chi becomes the vampire's forever. 171 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:45,411 You mean I'll stay like Jade? 172 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,280 Would you rather have Uncle's chi? 173 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,216 I can't stop thinking about digestion. 174 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,755 My master will suck you dry. 175 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:58,691 - Sucking... - How do I take his chi? 176 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,762 Easy. We hunt down Dracula and... 177 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,868 No. Magi defeats magi. 178 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,571 We have to take the mushrooms from the tomb, 179 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:16,042 put it in the vampire's left sock, and threw it into the river. 180 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:18,978 You're making it up. 181 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,613 You want to stop Kiang Chi? 182 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,182 Yes? So follow Jade's words. 183 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:29,622 One more thing. We have to hurry. The sun rises in 30 minutes. 184 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,859 Come on, Jackie. Time to kick some vampire butt. 185 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,228 This is too strange. 186 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,531 Hurry, Jackie. 187 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,234 We have to find the mushrooms before the vampires find us. 188 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,207 - I can't help myself. - My lord 189 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:52,845 that will suck your abundant and delicious chi. 190 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,550 I've found the mushroom. 191 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:01,754 We have to find... Tohru, please don't mess around. 192 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,391 - Jackie. - The vampire. 193 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:06,459 Sir. 194 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,098 I see you. 195 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,601 Can you see and talk? 196 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:19,205 By consuming so much chi, I grew stronger. 197 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:23,109 I can fight anything. Including the sun. 198 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:36,589 Can. 199 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,993 Left sock, Tohru. 200 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,899 Nice kick, my lord. 201 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:55,241 Sir, I fell and couldn't stand up. 202 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:02,748 In a moment, this collection of chi will be mine forever. 203 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,684 Nice shoes. 204 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:12,124 Jade may have Uncle's chi, but Jade is still Jade. 205 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,616 We take off your socks. 206 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,959 Sir, are those your socks? 207 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,714 Cool. 208 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,590 Who stuck the spell paper to my forehead? 209 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,332 Maybe you should get out of the sun. 210 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:41,480 So, all the chi has returned to its origin? 211 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:45,518 Thanks for the loan, Jade. That is cool. 212 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:49,755 Not a problem, Big T. But I don't think Uncle's chi is all back yet. 213 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:53,225 I have a monster craving for green beans. 214 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,729 Thank goodness this bad trip is over. 215 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,465 Bad? What do you mean by bad? 216 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:02,568 Because of that Kiang Chi, I bid Mr. Lam 217 00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,370 up to half price 218 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:10,276 and he provided a very nice table without extra charge. 219 00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:21,954 Hey, Jackie. Why is it more important to defend than to attack? 220 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:26,559 If someone grabs you on the bus, hold on. 221 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:31,664 When they touch you, dodge. Take cover. 222 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,033 It's better than fighting 223 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:37,937 because of one small argument. You hurt someone, 224 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,005 You won't be happy for the rest of your life. 225 00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:43,175 That's why, in my films, there's a lot about protecting things. 226 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:48,481 In the real world, defending is better than hitting someone. 227 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,349 Remember.